Scen
April 10, 2015, 1:12am
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Mike: You see my Nightcrawler icon? [on AIM] One day I just proclaimed in the office WE MUST ALL BE XMEN
Matt: … and you picked Nightcrawler? What’s wrong with you
Mike: no whats wrong with you
Matt: This isn’t about me. YOU are the one picking Nightcrawler
Mike: wolverine was taken by the time I made my proclamation
Matt: If you’d picked Wolverine, that’d almost be worse
Mike: who would you pick?
Matt: Batman.
Mike: he’s not even marvel!
Matt: I know, you’d never expect him. That’s how he’d win.
Jay2K
April 10, 2015, 1:44am
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I’d probably pick Colossus. Huge, strong, muscled as well (much better physique than my fat schlub self), can turn to metal, and a sweet Russian accent.
Spoon
April 10, 2015, 2:14am
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Magneto isn’t a bad choice, though it depends on criteria. Original team? Core members? We grading on cool factor, power, what?
Magneto technically leads the xmen at one point, so he’s allowed. Anyone who was on the roster at some point is fair game.
Tex
April 10, 2015, 5:29am
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The vegan guy from Scott Pilgrim.
I would pick Professor Xavier. I’m old and I’m tired and he is the only one that gets to sit down most of the time (Likely I wouldn’t make a good Xman).
Yeah but Professor X is still the most powerful. And he alwaus gets the best seat.
Tex
April 11, 2015, 4:33am
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And the rockin’ head gear.
I’d be Doctor Nemesis, because of fucking course I’d pick an obscure science loving asshole. Also this.
Tex
June 25, 2015, 2:17am
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I was about to ask if he was real, then I saw the second screencap. Well played.
Scen
January 22, 2018, 5:59pm
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Batman. Because he necros posts and you still never see him coming. #batmanalwayswins
