SIMCOW: Who would you pick?


#1

Mike: You see my Nightcrawler icon? [on AIM] One day I just proclaimed in the office WE MUST ALL BE XMEN

Matt: … and you picked Nightcrawler? What’s wrong with you

Mike: no whats wrong with you

Matt: This isn’t about me. YOU are the one picking Nightcrawler

Mike: wolverine was taken by the time I made my proclamation

Matt: If you’d picked Wolverine, that’d almost be worse

Mike: who would you pick?

Matt: Batman.

Mike: he’s not even marvel!

Matt: I know, you’d never expect him. That’s how he’d win.


#2

I’d probably pick Colossus. Huge, strong, muscled as well (much better physique than my fat schlub self), can turn to metal, and a sweet Russian accent.


#3

Magneto isn’t a bad choice, though it depends on criteria. Original team? Core members? We grading on cool factor, power, what?


#4

Magneto technically leads the xmen at one point, so he’s allowed. Anyone who was on the roster at some point is fair game.


#5

Batman.


#6

The vegan guy from Scott Pilgrim.


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#10

http://cdn.filmschoolrejects.com/images/NinjaTurtles_OHSnap.jpg


#11

I would pick Professor Xavier. I’m old and I’m tired and he is the only one that gets to sit down most of the time (Likely I wouldn’t make a good Xman).


#12

Yeah but Professor X is still the most powerful. And he alwaus gets the best seat.


#13

And the rockin’ head gear.


#14

I’d be Doctor Nemesis, because of fucking course I’d pick an obscure science loving asshole. Also this.


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#17

I was about to ask if he was real, then I saw the second screencap. Well played.


#18

Batman. Because he necros posts and you still never see him coming. #batmanalwayswins