Haven’t been tested for COVID yet, but have done my best to avoid all humans since, like, March.
I suffer now because of my natural nocturnal proclivities, which I of course did not deem fit to deal with before this morning.
I’m lucky: LAUSD is going all remote this school year. But for some reason they’re having us keep the school offices open. So what this looks like is me and the rest of the administration and staff – six people, including custodial – on campus with zero kids five days a week. It’s going to be so, so strange.
THAT HAVING BEEN SAID, I definitely think this was the right call because in normal times children are filthy stupid disease-ridden flesh bags who never fail to get me sick every winter, so removing the likelihood that some hapless child will bring corona within striking distance of my person in the name of self-betterment by way of an in-person K-5 education is a net positive in my book. (my book’s title is “Matt Does Not Want To Get Corona,” by Matt Hoffman, with a foreword by Matt Hoffman, available in hardcover and on Audible)