I was explaining to a friend Kupop by browsing through the wiki, and I was explaining “yeah, there was about half a dozen core writers… Celiose… Jipp… Gabe… Jerr—why isn’t Jerry on this list? Who’s bacon wizard?” 
Man I don’t know. I did a lot of weird things on the wiki.
Better question: why WOULDN’T he be the bacon wizard?
Yeah I’m a little jealous.
guys I’m too drunk right now to see straight or understand where I am right now but I still think it’s funny that I apparently changed myself to a bacon wizard
I guess some things are a constant in this awful world