Iron Writer: Haiku Edition


#1

So, let’s say hypothetically, we wanted a quick and dirty Iron Writer starting, oh, let’s call it next Friday.

Iron Writer: Haiku Edition. I’m serious. We have a weekend (Friday through Sunday night) to write a haiku, post it, and the best (meaning funniest) wins according to voting on the traditional model. I’ll be Honorary Database and tally the votes. Who would do this?


#2

I’m down!


#3

In.


#4

Huzzah!! Don’t be shy, folks. A hockey pool I’m in uses haikus as a tie breaker!

IT HAS PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS, PEOPLE!


#5

I made you an admin Tex if you want to take point on this kind of stuff. :slight_smile:


#6

POWER OVERWHELMING


#7

Iron Writer’s back?
Have my wishes been answered?
Urge to write, RISING!


#8

Lightning struck Limsa
Thus Merlwyb entered the Web
Good luck with that, guys


#9

Only one week’s time
To craft an epic saga
All right, let’s do this.


#10

Spider’s Web reforms
A Leviathan disturbed
One word whispered, War.


#11

Computer starts up
Chrome goes to moogle.club
Dammit, no new posts


#12

Oh my, chromium!
This mortal plane I depart.
My only weakness.