So, let’s say hypothetically, we wanted a quick and dirty Iron Writer starting, oh, let’s call it next Friday.
Iron Writer: Haiku Edition. I’m serious. We have a weekend (Friday through Sunday night) to write a haiku, post it, and the best (meaning funniest) wins according to voting on the traditional model. I’ll be Honorary Database and tally the votes. Who would do this?
I’m down!
In.
Huzzah!! Don’t be shy, folks. A hockey pool I’m in uses haikus as a tie breaker!
IT HAS PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS, PEOPLE!
I made you an admin Tex if you want to take point on this kind of stuff. 
POWER OVERWHELMING
Iron Writer’s back?
Have my wishes been answered?
Urge to write, RISING!
Lightning struck Limsa
Thus Merlwyb entered the Web
Good luck with that, guys
Only one week’s time
To craft an epic saga
All right, let’s do this.
Spider’s Web reforms
A Leviathan disturbed
One word whispered, War.
Computer starts up
Chrome goes to moogle.club
Dammit, no new posts
Oh my, chromium!
This mortal plane I depart.
My only weakness.